I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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