What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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