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shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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