Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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