She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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