Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
They left me at home... I'm a liability
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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