Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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