i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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