Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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