This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
