maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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