Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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