Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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