took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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