Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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