I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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