Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You are the jesus of drinking
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
tell me about the eggs
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