Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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