It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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