I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You were trust falling into bushes
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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