Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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