You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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