North Korea, Best Korea!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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