wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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