About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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