hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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