Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
