Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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