eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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