So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
We need to rekindle our bromance
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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