CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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