Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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