so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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