week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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