covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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