He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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