Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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