What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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