i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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