i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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