just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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