we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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