yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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