No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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