We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
True college students do jello shots in the library
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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