Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
