He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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