they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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