Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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