Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you made out with another girl for some wings
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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