I like my sex mixed with concussions.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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