Slut skills are useful in every country.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Panties = found
Randomize
